“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
(via lovelornlunatic)
If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me
(via kathleeeeeeennnnnnn)
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
(Source: tasteofavery, via kathleeeeeeennnnnnn)
first, i park my car. then i unbuckle my seatbelt. finally, i exit the vehicle.
(Source: chickensandwich, via nuhcolle)